HUGGING

Hugging is healthy. It helps the body's immune system. It cures depression. It reduces stress. It induces sleep. It's rejuvenating. It has no unpleasant side effects. Hugging is all-natural, organic, naturally sweet and 100 percent wholesome. It contains no pesticides, no preservatives and no artificial ingredients. There are no movable parts, no batteries to wear out, no periodic checkups, no insurance requirements, and no monthly payments. It is inflation-proof, non-fattening, theft-proof, non-taxable, non-polluting, and, of course, fully returnable.

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